Caroliner LP's

by Caroliner

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  • Streaming + Download



    Free download of a Caroliner special I did on the shortlived Hanson Records podcast many years ago!
    note: LP's DO NOT come w/ digital downloads of said LP. Just a download of the special.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    First Caroliner LP, comes packaged in a oversized box with real garbage!
    Due to the size of the box and extras included shipping is slightly higher than a normal LP.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Caroliner LP's via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    I come in and the cows come home
    The men sit around and cuss
    Wife covers ears, children can't hear
    No one said much of a fuss

    The cash keeps us fed with a thick feather bed
    Brinem over to eat
    The panther piss and with lady sweat drinks
    Pass around 'til crawl on knees

    One day we gone off the stove still cracklin
    hotter than a bowl of hot tar chile in hell
    The men rogalout piss the fire to calm out
    The stove screamed and wailing

    It chased 'round the house downstairs
    Blood and ash paint the walls
    Then up our stairs I hear it there
    Screaming out threatening my gals

    It came to mine the thng was iron thick iron
    From a church steeple
    I got it cheap thick as it is
    From poverty strickt holy people!

    Then I could smell the piss on the hot iron top
    And burned up bloodied hearts
    Fight that Beast a punch and a gun
    I thought about it
    And I didn't start

    So I grabbed up the gals and hopped out the window
    They're body cushioned my fall
    I looked up as the house was clanging and reaking
    The window too small

    I surmised that I should run off and firnd
    A big pond or lake
    I stripped down naked now and
    Front of the housefro a chase

    I found in the door punching a hole
    For the pipe to push through
    The stove screaming wailing wanting
    To fry my ass
    And make blood stew!

    I ran high and low
    It got from yellow to red iron hot
    Then over the sound I heard some birds
    Pond sing and wet wood rot

    Hopped in the drink cold
    But the stove hopped in too
    legs went red
    The boiling water and thunder claps
    Almost blew off my head

    The ranch alone daughters back home
    Shaking to the bone
    Week later more hands to help
    Asking of the red hand paint floor and-
    Where's a stove?

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    The winter's gone back over to another portion of the sky
    Pick up the pocket belt and follow the point pine line!
    Deeper into trails the woods become flitty and complex.
    The rows are more disjointed and ground a disgusting eyelash mess.
    Fell degrees of perverse play, pine trees toss their stones,
    in each a developed area, a more fantastic treasure cone.
    Whereas mankind has built houses, the tree has built housing-seeds.
    A more genuine apostle's plan fulfilling the mind's structure-need.
    Come with me outdoors and sing high,
    amongst the arms of the reeling pines!
    Whimmed ideas, they cry 'our pinecones are perfect worldly purposeful gifts-
    twixt the formed sentineled majestic posts palaces will sell the business of pipe brushes
    The matter of collecting these cones in groups of petagogic suffrages;
    and axiom neglected by the caustic conscious of masses.
    This hermit of base truth squatting between pineye lashes.
    Endogenesis between the trees, a sly perfection of needley green.
    having the fruits of laborous task to a following flow free,
    scattered on the ground ripe purchase beneath

    Now! Getting those cones to follow me aft to some far off palace
    will take some practice at eulogic pine solace.
    The base of the tree as judging by eye is the mind.
    I refer to it by a name which sounds like wind in whine
    Yeeiee
    It's wound thinking in circles capering in crocodile cloak
    whose antics would if pursued contrve and evoke,
    from a silent mouse who never made voice heard.
    Singing collusion with a predatory aggression of starved bird.
    This embezzlement of evocation for its under-estimation
    versifying by direct-ation an elusive pertinent calculation.
    This mind with spines has adopted to contrive myself
    to evoke from my hosts the pines themselves!
    Using a foreign branch cast aside by another
    I conduct the grotesque in concert of smother
    Branches droop down, I direct them to bow low
    Hoop shaping around hidden coins to moon and point
    'The root say to take the fruit and continue the encircling poise'
    So as a circle shouldered ache touting creature-thing.
    I rolled with my cones in pine caper style writhing.

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Our daughter took an unhealthy hue
    We noticed on a spring sunny morn
    She had trouble walking sometimes
    But her doll helped her along
    Well the doctor suggested something
    That made us “for goodness sake”
    She was lacking in her salt pills
    & could read it on her face
    The way home we pondered somberly
    How to force the pills on her throat
    Or what words we might say
    That would turn salt into smiling coax
    She always had doll arms or head
    Stuck inside her mouth
    So when we’d ask her question(s)
    We’d most always had to shout
    Well of course the doll was there
    It was tall, tall as our darling
    And one night sewed small pills in fingers
    That were hidden in mouth come morning
    The taste wasn’t I think noticed at all
    But the crunch worried her brow
    Speaking around the limbs she said
    how her teeth broke into half now

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    A soul whose path sat in darkness
    with a soul that looks only at its soul
    Look finally at a shore and
    smelled the blast of air in the
    nose this opens eyes in skull.
    The waking of the mind to surr-
    ounding the Earth was
    brown green astounding
    Guards are ?? a ??? because
    the ??? black unkindly the Earth
    will sail set blowing
    A needle of twigs & vines with a
    finely honed challenged mind
    that had a thoughtful idea
    Animals from the pines were
    re??ted ??????
    paws pushing the wind warning
    When the hoofed beasts ??? woods
    who would open ?? the ???
    with clothing of soot
    Around and on them were
    walls of frightening patterned
    sew ??? head to foot
    The winds still ???? and sand
    blew away and this wor???ded
    and disheartened wood walls
    to confuse the air blowing
    backwards horns diverting
    blowing blasting
    blowing blasting
    blowing blasting
    The air blasts Earth
    in awful struggling

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    The Caroliner live LP!

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    A 7" in 12" form!
    One of my favorites!!! Minimal Caroliner.

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  • Caroliner Rainbow Stewed Angel Skins - I'm Armed With Quarts Of Blood LP
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    There was a moon who would stay in the corner of your eye
    It would follow your bread smells and wring pantries dry
    Knocking food down for bugs again and again
    Corn Red Moon gets shot at but supper stealings don't end

    Corn Red holes in its bulb body waked a brand at it
    Nasty things are put together and bitter letters are writ.
    To a bank we went to see if they had a common earned
    Wages and politeness have this Corn moon turned
    Away out bang! bang you stealer it bored
    The Corn Red Moon went by a window and cannon ball hit abor!
    Corn Red Moon must have chuckled all night or more
    Corn Red Moon must have chuckled at us getting so sore!
    Everyone all ground made a stew all day
    Potatoes and wrick soaps were added to the boiling array
    Out of the corner of an eye the Corn Red Moon came
    And it fixed its kernelly bulb somewhere above the steam
    The cannon was fixed on a place in the haze
    Bang it roared hitting nought but steam and a head.
    The face it whapped was a rider for the bank.
    Tears were shedded and that cannon left unthanked.

    Corn Red Moon came around now and again of course
    Until a smartie made a flop pie taken from behind of a horse
    A bad taste pie and we had finally succeeded
    So if a Corn Red Moon sniffs at your crumbs horse muffins feed it

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Caroliner LP's back in stock. Please choose your title from the merch page. If you are unfamiliar w/ the incredible band Caroliner, please stream or listen to the Hanson Records Caroliner Special!

Free download of a Caroliner special I did on the shortlived Hanson Records podcast many years ago!

note: LP's DO NOT come w/ digital downloads of said LP. Just a download of the special.

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released January 1, 1985

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